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ABA Tax Times Summer 2023

The Devil’s Tax Advice

Robert S Steinberg

Summary

  • In his recurring Tax Bits column, author Robert S. Steinberg parodies classic songs with tax lyrics.
  • This song is based on “Oh, Lady Be Good” by George Gershwin and Ira Gershwin as recorded by Ella Fitzgerald.
  • The parody is about the risks of false deductions.
The Devil’s Tax Advice
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(To the tune of Oh, Lady Be Good by George Gershwin and Ira Gershwin as recorded by Ella Fitzgerald.)

When I file I always try to be good
As I know I should
I try.

Then I hear the Devil whispering low
“Don’t you be a schmo”
“Be sly.”

“Claim some false deductions.”
A fool, I follow His instructions.

And one day
I’ll maybe face a judge who will say
“You’re going away.”
“Bye Bye!!”

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