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ABA Tax Times Fall 2023

Office in Home

Robert S Steinberg

Summary

  • In his recurring Tax Bits column, author Robert S. Steinberg parodies classic song with tax.
  • This song is based on “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond.
  • The parody is about the joys of working from home.
Office in Home
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(To the tune of Sweet Caroline written and recorded by Neil Diamond (1969).)

When I awake
Although it may be Monday
I feel like it’s still Sunday
Here in my chair.

And when I feel
That I deserve a break I’m
Stepping outside to take time
To breath in suburban air

Office in Home
In my PJs, not a suit
Love staying home
No morning rush and no commute

I know that
I can deduct
Some of my cost of living
A gift the Tax Code’s giving me

I realize
Cause I’m not itemizing
I’m utilizing
Schedule C.

Office in Home
In my PJs, not a suit,
Love staying home
No morning rush and no commute.

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