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June 11, 2023 Tax Bits

You’re Gonna Need a Tax Attorney

Robert S. Steinberg

(To the tune of You’ve Got to Be a Football Hero, written by Al Sherman, Buddy Fields and Al Lewis (1933) and sung by Perry Como and by the Crew Cuts.)

You’re gonna need a tax attorney
To get ahead in this taxable world.
For they will tax you on each breath that you take.
They’ll drive in the stake,
From birth to your wake.

The fact that you are smart or cunning
Won’t guarantee financial health.
You’re gonna need a tax attorney
To keep the tax man away from your wealth.

Robert S. Steinberg

Law Offices of Robert S. Steinberg, Palmetto Bay, FL

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