On the first day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
A great big pile of crap.
On the second day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Two tails a wagging and a great big pile of crap.
On the third day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
On the fourth day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Four chewed up shoes, three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
On the fifth day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Five bags of fur, four chewed up shoes, three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
On the sixth day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Six shredded boxes, five bags of fur, four chewed up shoes, three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
On the seventh at of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Seven hours of barking, six shredded boxes, five bags of fur, four chewed up shoes, three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
On the eighth day of Chanukah my doggies gave to me
Eight urine puddles, seven hours of barking, six shredded boxes, five bags of fur, four chewed up shoes, three broken squeak toys, two tails a wagging, and a great big pile of crap.
