Readers of a certain age (say, those eligible for the Senior Lawyers Division) may recall Lesley Gore’s 1960s hit, It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To. The song tells the mournful story of a young hostess who discovers at her own birthday party that her boyfriend has dumped her for someone else. She feels free to cry if she wants to because it is, after all, her party.
We don’t know whether New York attorney Farva Jafri was thinking of Lesley’s song (or had even heard of it) when she decided that she could skip her scheduled oral argument before the Seventh Circuit. True, it was her appeal in the sense that she had filed it. But the court’s reaction to the snub made clear who was in charge, and it wasn’t Farva.
Farva represented the former CEO of litigation funder Oasis Legal Finance in a suit against that company. The district court awarded the company summary judgment on most claims, in effect finding that Farva’s client had infringed on the company’s trademark by launching new ventures using the Oasis name.
Farva filed an appeal with the Seventh Circuit. Oral argument was scheduled for 9:30 on a Monday morning. Late in the afternoon of the preceding Friday, Farva telephoned the court clerk’s office to report that the case had settled, so the scheduled oral argument should be cancelled.
The clerk’s office informed Farva that it didn’t work that way: The argument would proceed unless a motion was filed and then granted by the court. Later that Friday, after the close of business, Farva filed a motion to dismiss. Not surprisingly, the court did not act on it over the weekend.