January 27, 2021 Adventures in the Law

The Autoerotic Attorney

Ohio attorney Scott Blauvelt has given new meaning to the term autoerotic. He has been suspended from law practice for chronic nude driving.

By Norm Tabler

Documentation of Scott’s difficulty keeping his pants on dates back to 2006, when he worked in the Prosecuting Attorney’s Office in Hamilton County, Ohio. Security videos from his office building revealed two occasions when he strolled the halls after hours, buck naked. He was charged with a crime, but the charges were dismissed for a speedy trial violation. Thus, Scott was spared the ordeal of prosecuting himself, presumably while clothed, in the very building in which he was accused of strolling unclothed.

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