Later, when I became a law clerk, it did not take me long to realize that the cathartic response and the effective one are rarely the same. My experience working for the Court persuaded me that incivility is not only unnecessary and unprofessional, it significantly detracts from effective advocacy.
From my time in practice, I appreciated the inclination to ascribe nefariousness to an opponent over every mistake made in litigation. An opponent’s error will almost always be deemed purposeful, deceitful, and\or a “misrepresentation” of the law or the facts. Sometimes that will be true. Often times, it will not. But, in either event, railing against such mistakes does not make the Court more likely to see things from your enraged point of view.
To borrow from an esteemed Judge, “[a] judge who has normal sensibilities and loves the law will react on his own to events that call for outrage. He may not respond favorably to urging that he should be disturbed or outraged.” See Hon. John C. Godbold, Twenty Pages and Twenty Minutes – Effective Advocacy on Appeal, 30 Sw. L. J. 801, 817 (1976). Excoriating accusations, even about your opponent’s lack of professionalism, alienate your audience. They cause the Court to look even more critically at the alleged bases for your accusations. Ultimately, both sides’ credibility and professionalism are called into question by impassioned mud-slinging.
Likewise, abusing an adversary for his or her lack of legal acumen can have an unintended and disadvantageous side effect. Contrary to the unstated expectation I had upon leaving law school, cases are not decided solely, or even principally, based on who has the smarter lawyer. The judge will not hand back your brief at the conclusion of oral argument and give you a letter grade, assigning victory to those having A’s and denying C-students relief. While a certain level of incompetence can doom a client’s otherwise meritorious position, there is a commendable judicial resolve to look past bad lawyering and render the correct result based on the record and the merits of a case. If you succeed in convincing the Court that your adversary lacks an understanding of the law or facts, then it may prompt the Court to dig even deeper into pertinent authorities or the record, doing the research that, by your own argument, your opponent clearly neglected to do. At the end of that research, the Court is often as likely to discover fault in your position as in that of your allegedly inept adversary.
Finally, a lack of civility inadvertently betrays a masked desperation about the merits of your case. Nearly all of us have encountered the tongue-in-cheek advice, “If the facts are on your side, bang on the facts. If the law is on your side, bang on the law. If neither the facts nor the law is on your side, bang on the table.” By “banging on the table”—trying the professionalism, competence, or veracity of your opponent, rather than the underlying merits of the case—an adverse inference is warranted, and may well be drawn: There would be no need to bang the table if either the facts or the law could sustain your position.
So, as you embark on your legal career, try to maintain your decency and civility. It will serve your clients well, and it will lead to a much more enjoyable and fulfilling career in the process.