The British comedy troupe, Monty Python, did a skit many years ago called “Stake Your Claim.” The premise was a game show where contestants write in to stake an outrageous claim, then appear and try to defend the claim against John Cleese, the host’s, challenges and arguments. Graham Chapman, in drag, appears as Mrs. Mittelschmerz of Dundee, who states her claim:
Mittelschmerz: That I can burrow through an elephant.