In the legal world, there aren’t too many job titles sexier than “alcohol attorney.” But that glitz and glamour don’t carry you past your first Monday morning meeting with an alcohol client.
Hi. My name is John, and I’m an alcohol attorney. Am I in the right support group?
Just to be clear, my practice has nothing to do with DWI/DUI representation. I work with alcohol businesses. If you’re looking for information on DWI legal work, keep scrolling.
My practice has centered around alcohol producers and retailers for nearly 15 years now. For the last ten-plus years, more than 95 percent of my practice has been exclusively serving the craft beverage industry. I practice in North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia, and I also handle federal matters such as federal licensing and trademarks. Since declaring myself an alcohol attorney, I’ve represented more than 250 breweries, dozens of wineries, many distilleries, and a fair few tens of bars and restaurants. Far and away, most of my clients are small, independent businesses in which the owner may be the bartender, the producer, and the head janitor. These businesses operate in a narrow window between small margins and stress-inducing growth. It is exciting. It is never dull. But it is certainly not glamorous.
A Day in the Life of an Alcohol Attorney
Let me give you a rundown of my normal day.
8:30 am: Review calendar for the day: three new potential client calls, two meetings with existing clients, and a couple of hours to do some real, actual work.
9:00 am: Start answering emails from the last 12 hours (approximately 50 emails). Completely scuttle plan for the day in order to deal with a client emergency that has to be done today because sometimes clients are bad at planning.
10:00 am: Potential client phone call. Good person. Wants to open a brewery in the Triad area. We spend an hour talking through the process, the steps, and the options. I promise to send him a letter of engagement that day.
11:00 am: Start answering emails again.
11:05 am: Law partner comes in. We need to talk about our new office lease. He practices criminal defense (and, yes, he handles DWIs). But I get to review the lease as the only one in the office with contract/transactional experience. We argue about what one clause means. We ask another attorney in our office what the clause means. Three lawyers, no consensus.
11:30 am: Start answering emails again.
11:35 am: Existing client calls with a “quick question.” Asks a simple question with a complicated answer. We then talk about state alcohol beverage law for the next 45 minutes.
12:20 pm: Get a note from Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) that an application we had submitted was rejected because of a new, incredibly obscure, and bizarre “rule” that’s not written down anywhere and we’d never heard of before. Better start working to reformulate the application to make ABC happy.
12:30 pm: Call with an existing client to talk about strategy, requirements, and process for opening a second location for their brewery/taproom. Get notes on a couple of documents that need drafting in the next several days.
1:20 pm: Between calls, use the bathroom. Spend approximately five minutes talking with staff about why I haven’t had time to restock the office beer fridge.
1:30 pm: New potential client phone call. Total nutter. Wants to do something completely illegal in North Carolina. My side of the conversation: “No, it doesn’t matter if you’re using GPS. . . . Just so you know, saying the word ‘blockchain’ is not helpful in this discussion. . . . Yes, you’ve explained your idea three times, it’s still not allowed in North Carolina.” The phone call manages to suck 45 productive minutes out of my day. Did I mention we don’t charge for initial consultations?
2:15 pm: Go back to answering emails. In the last few hours, got another 20 emails, two of which are asking why I hadn’t responded to their email earlier today.
2:30 pm: Call with existing client about their corporate structure and how the federal and state alcohol regulatory authorities treat certain situations. Talk about financing options and why private debt or equity is a security. Get notes on three different questions I may need to research about advertising/sponsorship, health code requirements for a coffee machine, and whether or not I know anyone looking to sell used brewery equipment (cheap, of course).
3:30 pm: Call with potential client in another part of the country who wants to open a distillery. “Yes,” I say, “I can help you with some things. But for some things, you’ll likely need a local attorney.” Spend approximately 45 minutes talking about federal permitting, trademark, and special considerations as an alcohol producer. Ultimately, the client says, “Thanks for your time, John. Can you recommend an attorney in my state? I think I’d rather just use someone close by.” Perfect . . . now I have to go find a referral for that guy!
4:30 pm: Start answering emails again. Existing client calls with a “quick question.” Amazingly, it actually is a quick question—it takes only 15 minutes. Go back to answering emails. Associate asks if I’ve reviewed the two operating agreements, three trademark opinion letters, and the purchase agreement that were on my desk this morning. “Uh . . . not . . . yet?”
4:50 pm: Start reviewing docs for tomorrow as most of the staff heads out the door at 5:00 pm.
6:00 pm: Worked on almost nothing that I had planned to do today. Look in the office beer fridge and remember the reasons I mentioned earlier for why I haven’t restocked it. Leave for the day with more unanswered emails than I started with. . . .
Well, something like that, anyway.