I sense doubting minds who have just read the title of my column. How could this possibly be? Do I have the Nobel Prize in economics included in my résumé? How brilliant an idea could I possibly conjure up in this column of less than 2,000 words?
Well then, let me first demonstrate my financial expertise by describing another money-making venture of mine.
I’m the inventor of the guaranteed-win lottery. Everyone who plays is guaranteed to win. Really and truly, no joke here.