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I kinda know by now that good old Barack ain’t appointing me to the Supreme Court. After all, most of the Nine could have been my classmates at Holy Name grammar school, and adding a fourth outer borough New Yorker might upset some of his fellow White Sox fans. Even with no judicial experience and only superficial knowledge of the Constitutiion however, I could probably answer all those dopey hypotheticals from the pathetic senators whose only objective is to sit on Oprah’s couch. So I won’t be...

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