The title of this article is illogical. The question “How do I simplify my next hearsay analysis?” can be proven neither true nor false. Likewise, the title of this article would be equally illogical if it were “Tell me how to simplify a hearsay analysis. True or false?” This is because the command—“Tell me how to simplify a hearsay analysis”—is not an assertion of fact. To ask whether it is true or false would be nonsensical.