Behold Aquagirl. She’s not a superhero, exactly—more of a cautionary tale for summer associates. One of many, many cautionary tales for summer associates.
One night at a firm-sponsored charity event at the Chelsea Piers, on a deck overlooking the Hudson River, a summer associate—not named Aquagirl quite yet—took advantage of the flowing free alcohol and came up with the idea of going swimming. Then she took off her clothes, jumped in the river, and swam—until she was fished out by a rescue boat.